WoW – The Troops


Ascending the shrine of Two Moons, Serawk paused to take in the view.  Pandaria was a sight to behold, and a terror to experience.

The natives cherished balance as a cornerstone of their culture and the old Druid had witnessed this balance first hand over the past few days.  From a shipwreck on the shores of ‘The Jade Forest,” to the the sacred “Vale of Eternal Blossoms” he had seen balance in it’s deadliest form.   Every wonder of nature he was blessed with, was follow by an equally horrible abomination of it.

As he contemplated the future he heard a familiar voice coming from the shrine’s outcropping.  “Hey old man!  Glad you finally made it.” echoed the voice of Panzer Dawnstar.

“A Druid arrives as the the first blooms of spring, when he is good and ready.  It’s no fault of mine you and Rivendare didn’t stop to pick a few herbs along the way.”

“Is he the last one Riven?” asked the General.

“No, we are still missing the Holy Paladin, Darkmuscles.”  answered the Death Knight.

“Let’s keep a fire burning, but we’ll have to carry on with out her.”  Panzer looked out on the wooded Vale as he spoke.  “What about that Monk we picked up in Half-Hill?  What was his name?  Li, right?”

“That is correct General. He is a capable healer, and could fill in for the missing Paladin.”  Rivendare made a note next to the roster he had produced earlier in the conversation.

“There is also an unexpected addition to our forces Panzer”  Serawk started.  “Mooyou has come ashore in the Karasang Wilds.  He is making the trek to meet us as we speak.”

“Well isn’t that in interesting!”  Dawnstar sat back down at his table and sipped a cup of Green Tea.  “You can go back to Thunder Bluff now Serawk.  I won’t be needing your services after all.”

“If it’s all the same to you Panzer, we’d like Serawk to stay.”  added Hellwolf who had arrived with the rest of the Zeragdin presence on the continent.

“Fine, whatever.  I’ll be tending to my troops.”  said Panzer.

“Troops?”  asked Hellwolf  “Our entire force stands before you General.”

“Ha ha!  Feast your eyes upon the greatest fighting force ever assembled by General Panzer Dawnstar”  With magnificent poise Panzer pointed to the clearing below.  In the grassy center stood, in perfect Four by Four rows. dozens of small furry pets.  “With this force, I will become the greatest Pet Trainer ever!  Now, if you’ll excuse me.”  The General descended the steps and was immediately swarmed by the pets with frothy admiration.

“Is he serious?” asked Aces.

“I don’t think he’s been more serious about anything in his life”  laughed Oros.

 

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