Archive for November, 2011

Deaths Desires Raiding updates!

  With both teams rolling, Deaths Desires has burst through the gates with fantastic Firelands progression! To date team SB have managed to down the first boss of the Firelands, Shannox, as well as the new Tol Barard boss, Occu’thar, this new raid team led by Shammypants and Vasagomage is showing fantastic promise and we […]

Team “Something Badass” Is Born!

  All kinds of fantastic Raid news to report! First and foremost the newly formed team “some badass”, lead by Shammypants and Vasagomage, has managed its first kill in the firelands; Shannox! Therefore has been granted a team logo as well as a section in our Gallery! This of course being the first Deaths Desires […]

Dawnstar Times Headline news!

  The Dawnstar Times: Bringing you the most honest and Accurate news!   With the GOTY Elections just around the corner; the Dawnstar news, Deaths Desires most reputable newspaper has swung into full gear! Over the course of the next month, the Dawnstar Times newspaper will be bringing you up to date coverage of this […]

STWG: The Man Code…man.

  GREETINGS SIMPLETONS!   IT IS I, DR. GROKK JAMES SMASH! I HAVE STOLEN FORUM POST FROM JARED IN ORDER TO PROPERLY CONV…CUNVE…I TELL YOU IMPORTANT MESSAGE!!   Today we talk about THE MAN CODE.   People think, “Oh Grokk, I know what man code is… I’ve had a penis and testicles for a while […]

SWTG: Vise Visits grokk in the US (pt 2)

  Having awoken from our previous night of mass alcohol drinking, I received a text from Vise at around 10 am which said, “So I take it thats a no then” frantically I searched my memories of the prior night to what I might have said or agreed to, and came up with nothing, so […]

STWG: Vise Visits grokk in the US (pt 1)

  So Vise recently flew down to visit us in the US to see the sights and drink the beers.   Today, I tell you the tale of his visit.   It all started on the 30th of September, when my girlfriend Paula and her roommate picked him up from the airport. After I got […]

STWG: Elder Scrolls Oblivion

  Those of you who are fans of the Elder Scrolls series and of the story of Oblivion will enjoy the treat about to be bestowed on your ear holes.   In the land of ClassicFantasyRPGLand, otherwise known as “This Land”, lives an assortment of different classic races such as wood elves, dark elves, cat […]

STWG: The Age of Conan

  If you’ve never gone back and watched the original Conan the Barbarian movies with Arnold, you definitely should…purely for their ridiculousness and over the top characters….including Arnold as Conan. If ever there was a set of movies that Mystery Science Theater would need to mock, these movies would be a solid choice.   BUT […]

STWG: LOTRO

  Hello and welcome to a new series of STWG posts that will attempt to explain, in the standard comical practice, the other MMO’s stories we’ve seen come out within the last few years that our brains were hooked up to the WoW-drug machine.   Today I will be explaining, in probably the shortest STWG […]

STWG: Dark Highjack – Jaina Proudmoore, True Villain

  I didn’t write this, but it makes sooo much sense. (Originally posted on mmo-champion by lleet)   “Did you know? Jaina Proudmoore allowed her father to die so that the Horde could continue to grow in strength. Is she then a double-agent for the Horde?   The answer is no. Jaina Proudmoore is in […]